Step Zero
Enlist your village counterpart to help you out as he's walked the Earth for 50 plus years and has built quite a few of these over the years.
Step One
You purchase the necessary materials. These include long and slender logs to be used as support poles and cross beams for the actual “roof”, which consists of weaved grass mats, and string to hold the mats to the beams. The columns need to form a “y” on one end to hold up the beams.
Step Two
You gather tools. These include an axe for trimming logs and an iron rod that is flatted like a screw driver at one end to serve as a post digger.
Step Three
You begin building. It is essential that you do not do the following before actually beginning construction: a. measure the mats to figure out the best configuration and workable dimensions, b. use information from “a” to determine appropriate spacing of posts and beams. You will figure this all out as you go.
Step Four
After you begin setting posts you realize you didn’t get enough, so you go get more. Once all posts are established you spend several hours putting up and taking down various beams until they fit together in a cohesive fashion. Remember, you are working with logs that are essentially tree trunks with the branches chopped off. No two are alike and you are forbidden from making them all a uniform length to help ease the process of construction.
Step Five
You put on the roof matting. The job will have to remain incomplete, however, as your forethought to NOT measure anything in advance has necessitated that you go back to the market town next weekend to purchase more matting as you made the frame too big for what you initially purchased.
Step Six
Enjoy your mostly competed hangar for a few days until you can head back to market and get supplies to finish the job.
Hehe I totally remember stuff like that from when I was in PNG. Cultural weirdness. Naturally, nothing stems from any kind of logic whatever. As for the story about the roosters, dogs and cats, I had the same experience, except it also involves an earthquake. Fun stuff!!
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